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IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Several organizations have had alarming reports over the past month. The Sheriff’s Office, PETA, and the World Wildlife Fund have all taken notice. Our own investigating has confirmed that Moose have been falling out of the sky, much to the dismay of young professionals. Why these Moose choose to fall out of the sky and harm our young men and women is a mystery, but what we do know, that it is the #94th most preventable cause of death in North America. Please, our young men and women are an integral part of our communities and families. It is of utmost importance that you educate them on being aware of animals falling out of the sky. 
Friends don’t let friends not know about the dangers of falling Moose.
this has been a message from your local wildlife service, funded in part by victims families, and the young professionals union.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Several organizations have had alarming reports over the past month. The Sheriff’s Office, PETA, and the World Wildlife Fund have all taken notice. Our own investigating has confirmed that Moose have been falling out of the sky, much to the dismay of young professionals. Why these Moose choose to fall out of the sky and harm our young men and women is a mystery, but what we do know, that it is the #94th most preventable cause of death in North America. Please, our young men and women are an integral part of our communities and families. It is of utmost importance that you educate them on being aware of animals falling out of the sky. 

Friends don’t let friends not know about the dangers of falling Moose.

this has been a message from your local wildlife service, funded in part by victims families, and the young professionals union.



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