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Roommate wanted
Hi Guys,
Todd here! My old roommate Stenson moved back to Missouri to pursue his dream of being a regional children’s book writer. He was working in Young Adult, but he felt they were too jaded to appreciate his “creativity”. Anyway, Stenson if you are reading this, good luck buddy, but maybe next time you have a roommate don’t BREAK YOUR LEASE AND FORCE ME TO FIND A REPLACEMENT ON MY OWN. A little bit a bout me, hold on STENSON I ALSO LEANT YOU MY SEASON 4 VHS TAPES OF DR.QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN AND I WOULD LIKE THEM BACK. Sorry, I am a systems analyst for a privately owned car rental company. I am very happy there, I only have to work 24 hours a week, and my boss says if I keep it up he might promote me to Sr. Systems Analyst; so happy! The guy at Hertz said he would pay me double what my boss is paying me ($9.00), but I said NO WAY JOSÉ (tee hee good one todd). I keep a neat kitchen, and a neat carpet. 
You:
Young, full-time job, pleasant, friendly, quiet, no over-night guests, no pets, no loud hobbies, not a lot of stuff, good cook, like to cook for others, like my jokes, don’t borrow VHS tapes, not a smoker (unless you are smokin hot jk…?), did I mention no pets?
Can’t wait to meet you,
Todd View Larger

Roommate wanted

Hi Guys,

Todd here! My old roommate Stenson moved back to Missouri to pursue his dream of being a regional children’s book writer. He was working in Young Adult, but he felt they were too jaded to appreciate his “creativity”. Anyway, Stenson if you are reading this, good luck buddy, but maybe next time you have a roommate don’t BREAK YOUR LEASE AND FORCE ME TO FIND A REPLACEMENT ON MY OWN. A little bit a bout me, hold on STENSON I ALSO LEANT YOU MY SEASON 4 VHS TAPES OF DR.QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN AND I WOULD LIKE THEM BACK. Sorry, I am a systems analyst for a privately owned car rental company. I am very happy there, I only have to work 24 hours a week, and my boss says if I keep it up he might promote me to Sr. Systems Analyst; so happy! The guy at Hertz said he would pay me double what my boss is paying me ($9.00), but I said NO WAY JOSÉ (tee hee good one todd). I keep a neat kitchen, and a neat carpet. 

You:

Young, full-time job, pleasant, friendly, quiet, no over-night guests, no pets, no loud hobbies, not a lot of stuff, good cook, like to cook for others, like my jokes, don’t borrow VHS tapes, not a smoker (unless you are smokin hot jk…?), did I mention no pets?

Can’t wait to meet you,

Todd


My Study Abroad Trip to Vietnam. 


Usually I… enhance… pictures with my descriptions, but today… Today will be different. 

My Study Abroad Trip to Vietnam. 

Usually I… enhance… pictures with my descriptions, but today… Today will be different. 


Piggly Wiggly, be mine? I will kneel down and meet you at eye level, even if I am 6 feet tall and wearing khakis. Mud is pretty easy to clean out of Khakis. Have you ever tried to wash wine out of khakis? It is pretty difficult. 

Ahem, sorry, that wasn’t very romantic. I am really into the way your tail is all curly and I could sing you your favorite songs from the radio for the rest of my life. Would you be into that? Blink once for yes, two for no…. oh hey wait I’m not done yet don’t take a nap! View Larger

Piggly Wiggly, be mine? I will kneel down and meet you at eye level, even if I am 6 feet tall and wearing khakis. Mud is pretty easy to clean out of Khakis. Have you ever tried to wash wine out of khakis? It is pretty difficult. 

Ahem, sorry, that wasn’t very romantic. I am really into the way your tail is all curly and I could sing you your favorite songs from the radio for the rest of my life. Would you be into that? Blink once for yes, two for no…. oh hey wait I’m not done yet don’t take a nap!


He thought a fresh friend would appease him. Instead, we get horsed. REAL GOOD. Yew haw he noted with a jubilant twist of persimmon. Notice the background? He is blind. #eyewear #poetry #science #justice #TT #selfie #globalissues #LGBT #starbucks #martinshort

He thought a fresh friend would appease him. Instead, we get horsed. REAL GOOD. Yew haw he noted with a jubilant twist of persimmon. Notice the background? He is blind. #eyewear #poetry #science #justice #TT #selfie #globalissues #LGBT #starbucks #martinshort